Call us crazy. We are.

This entire post is going to be stories that I have been accumulating this year with some of my friends, not all of them however. 

Spacious as a Brick
On campus this year there is some construction being done outside of the student center. In order to get to the building in which I spend ALL my time I am required to walk across the new cement structure they have put in front of the library. The cement is really nice and well done and looks wonderful as an addition to campus. 
However.
The day after the area was opened for access I was walking along with my friends and one of them, Laura, got extremely excited about all the space! She made a graceful show and gesture of joy, proclaiming,"It's so spacious!!" This normally would have been really adorable and fun but in the process of doing this she tripped over the only object anywhere near. Right beneath her feet was a single red brick in the middle of nowhere!
Stolen Identity
Matt always seems to be accused of something somebody else did. The other day, while leaving the parking lot a young man was walking along the exit really slowly. He was right in the way of Kimmi getting out and she had no idea what to do in this situation. The boy glanced quickly over his shoulder and as he did Kimmi called out, "MATT!!!" This caused a chain reaction of her scaring me and Matt himself saying, "I'm in the back seat....."
I Like This Shirt
In the midst of several crossing conversations at dinner one day (this happens frequently when all nine of us are at dinner) we were all being rather rowdy and silly and suddenly. (a wild Austin appears)....Austin popped off rather randomly,"I like this shirt. This is my favorite shirt."    WHAT?? None of us were expecting this as it had nothing to do with anything, but it was ridiculously funny and has now become a pseudo catch phrase for one of the quietest people in this rambunctious group.
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Dead Woman's Intuition
DaLynn. A very devious young lady. She is so dang funny though. The other day we were having a completely mundane conversation while texting and then suddenly it turned into this......

And this is the conversation they had. 

What?


Also, just for information's sake "group" not mentioned:
Jessika (my cutie patootie roommate)
Jordan (my bud from down the hall)
Aaron (that guy who moved away)
Jesse (goofiest)
Truman (the NOT hipster)